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under communism you will be allowed to have as much cheese as you want, meaning that no cheese will truly be nacho cheese

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gays will never fully have sufficient rights until it is legal for us to shoplift

i came back on mastodon after like a month to toot this because i am high and had a high toot so now i am mback hello everyone, i see that you all forgot about me because i hav e no interactions, this is okay : - )

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capitalism is eating my ass 😊

, ,IMM LOSING MY ASS HELP

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obama: *throws chair* tell me how to get coochie please ma'am
me: no
obama: *punches wall* how do I get some coochie please ma'am
me: got o hell

so i am high, sitting on the toilet, tooting about bread with my fellow tooters... what is going on

...*looks at notes*

gucci bread, gucci bread, gucci bread, gucci bread?

brEAD???!?!!

BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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how Democrats plan to win back the government over the next 2 election cycles

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m’face, boost away 

my skins a mess my brain chemicals are busted i haven’t brushed my hair in days and im running on no sleep but u had best beLIEVE im gunna make today not suck

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Guys... is it gay to unionize? It's literally organizing workers into a union. 🤔😳🤔

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