im the hell dude @helldude@mastodon.social

People ask me if it is too many sons to have five? Yes. One is from my wife's first marriage and two are from her new husband she drops them off here I buy a lot of things in bulk

try living with fat cock disease for one day and see how hard my life is

@helldude I heard BOFA call you the 'smell dude'

@helldude Bofa lol was once a respected Hollywood star who fell from grace.

Let's point at him and laugh.

every single person who did a follow Friday post and didn't include me, whether they knew who I was or not, is dead to me.

“Put the rich in me uwu”

#ff @jimpjorps that guy's cool

Ogg Vorbis is my least favorite Star Wars character, among many

*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.

whatnow?

Ask not the lawyers for advice, for they will say both yes and no

@helldude he's the hell duwude

@helldude fool. you do not go "viral" on mastodon. you go "woolly". you simpleton. you absolute station wagon