im the hell dude @helldude@mastodon.social

im committed to maintaining a strict #followback policy on here so apologies if i have not yet followed you

thanks to assassin's creed odyssey i am finally living my dream of giving the entire peloponnese two tickets to the gun show

release your fuckin cowboy games on pc you cowards

i want to play the cowboy game but i have neither console nor tv fuck off rockstar

going to start monetizing my toots

"halloween" was initially a portmanteau of the words "hallowed" and "ween" meaning saintly or revered penis

my game opinions are such trash right now, by way of illustration im really enjoying diablo 3 season 15 right now suck it nerds

you know you're getting old when you're too old to fuck around with gamebryo and it's floaty ugly bullshit anymore

the fallout franchise is one of my all time faves, and of the modern era the best written and most enjoyable was new vegas

AND a huge new mod for new vegas was just released and ... im probably not gonna play it because i can't be fucked to suffer through playing something on the gamebryo engine SUE ME FUCKOS

when ur gf visits from canada

the proper, bofa response to any difficulty is as follows

speaking as one oft-maligned as a "bofa boy" by big accounts, taking down the bofa instance is the least bofa response possible

mansplaining dot jpg

im frickin done

i feel like some of you need to cut each other way more slack than you do but 🍵