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why do these Chinchillas need $320, do they owe rent money or something? mastodon.social/media/2ccAQS5S

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@hellojed They need it to bribe the guards for their escape attempt. Shhhh...

@hellojed these chillies are scam artists wanted by the FBI in 12 countries don't be fooled

@hellojed If they don't pay up, their landlord is going to skin them alive! (Although chinchillas are kind of used to that.)

@hellojed Fluffy needs a new quartet of shoes.

@hellojed rent, pet tax and they need some new furniture