why do these Chinchillas need $320, do they owe rent money or something? https://mastodon.social/media/2ccAQS5S74X8-2EojVM
@hellojed that's a San Francisco condo shown in the pic
@hellojed They need it to bribe the guards for their escape attempt. Shhhh...
@hellojed these chillies are scam artists wanted by the FBI in 12 countries don't be fooled
@hellojed If they don't pay up, their landlord is going to skin them alive! (Although chinchillas are kind of used to that.)
@hellojed Fluffy needs a new quartet of shoes.
@hellojed rent, pet tax and they need some new furniture