Heurism Lives @heurism@mastodon.social

Hello! I am new to mastodon, and this server. I have no idea what I am doing or how this interface works. Gods help me. I am in hell.

Intro Time! 🇨🇦

I'm bi, polyam, and part-time fast food/part-time homemaker. I take aikido, I garden in a community garden plot, and I make our home run smoothly.

My mrs is in programming and just got a fancy new job with a fancy new company and I'm so happy for her. (she's had far to many crappy jobs). We're saving up for a downpayment on property so I can build us some security in the form of a homestead/farmstead.

Looking forward to meeting some weird folks. 🙂

“This ain’t my first mambo.” -Lou Bega

Look upon my large son and weep at his glorious visage

y'all have been troopers for dealing w my sadposts today, now we return to your regularly scheduled #mascmonday selfies and hoo boy is a baseball cap a thing of beauty (selfies, no ec, boosts! boosts! boosts!)

Good to have friends online

We’re now on #Mastodon (mirroring our Twitter)! Check us out at https://mastodon.social/@iwwnyc

Also "Coke" can mean literally any soda. Like someone might ask you what kinda Coke y'all got.

“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

They still make Trapperkeepers?

me after one drink, handcuffing the nuclear football briefcase to my arm <Donald Pleasence voice>: Get me to the pod!