Heurism Lives @heurism@mastodon.social

Whenever someone says that dolly patrons outfits are "bad" or "shitty" I immediately hear "I am a coward afraid of vibrancy"

hell yes Holly!!

We stan a queen who bulks up for hibernation!! 🎉💚🐻👑💚🎊

#Mastodon 3.0: A short overview of some of our newest features

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2019/10/mastodon-3.0/

It’s hard to smile and take a picture and breathe all at the same time

Maybe they’re born with it, maybe the weather is just absolutely disgusting in Philly right now

folks I've done it, I've discovered the one single good twitter account

Stomping in to the coffee shop and sneering at the barista as she cowers and orders my usual: a quad Hammerhead Espresso, extra whip. My spot is open as no one dares take it, and I take out Excalibur - a 17" custom Alienware gaming laptop with ultra-loud cooling fans and high-intensity LEDs for maximum FPS - and slam it on the table so hard the wood splits and cracks. I crack my knuckles and log in to Windows Vista with the custom extra-dark mode skin I made myself.

Time to Game.

むっ、国家公務員にボーナス支給…友達にたからねば

people aren’t “more sensitive” it’s just that you are just now hearing the opinions of the people you piss off

want./.. sharp teeth bite me.

PSA for newcomers:

On mastodon, unlike almost every other social media platform, we generally don't pay attention to following to follower ratios. Big leagueing is kinda frowned upon here, so don't be afraid to follow back or just follow anyone you find interesting. Go hog wild!

watching everyone make friends n interact with each other meanwhile my anti-social ass over here like

After the Ministry show tonight, I’m debating on going to a gay bar in Astoria for karaoke. Belt out “Ever Fallen In Love” in memory of our fallen Pete Shelley

to every1 coming from tumblr:
u are now leaving the competitive toxic wing of the internet, please keep your hands and feet inside the community at all times, reach out if you need it but remember your validity is not tied to a mass response. surf the trend wave as much as u want but yr no longer culturally expected to do specific stuff to be cool. you are cool. welcome!!! have fun!!!