Heurism Lives @heurism@mastodon.social

Stomping in to the coffee shop and sneering at the barista as she cowers and orders my usual: a quad Hammerhead Espresso, extra whip. My spot is open as no one dares take it, and I take out Excalibur - a 17" custom Alienware gaming laptop with ultra-loud cooling fans and high-intensity LEDs for maximum FPS - and slam it on the table so hard the wood splits and cracks. I crack my knuckles and log in to Windows Vista with the custom extra-dark mode skin I made myself.

Time to Game.

むっ、国家公務員にボーナス支給…友達にたからねば

people aren’t “more sensitive” it’s just that you are just now hearing the opinions of the people you piss off

want./.. sharp teeth bite me.

PSA for newcomers:

On mastodon, unlike almost every other social media platform, we generally don't pay attention to following to follower ratios. Big leagueing is kinda frowned upon here, so don't be afraid to follow back or just follow anyone you find interesting. Go hog wild!

watching everyone make friends n interact with each other meanwhile my anti-social ass over here like

After the Ministry show tonight, I’m debating on going to a gay bar in Astoria for karaoke. Belt out “Ever Fallen In Love” in memory of our fallen Pete Shelley

Behold this kickass two part photo essay on butch folk (some of it's slightly NSFW but artistically)
http://megallenstudio.com/butch

to every1 coming from tumblr:
u are now leaving the competitive toxic wing of the internet, please keep your hands and feet inside the community at all times, reach out if you need it but remember your validity is not tied to a mass response. surf the trend wave as much as u want but yr no longer culturally expected to do specific stuff to be cool. you are cool. welcome!!! have fun!!!

Watching all the other tooters having fun tooting about lewd things.

god fuck the bots

latest painting, dry now

So y’all tumblr newbies want some Masto lore, huh? Alright

LONG AGO in a distant land
I, AKU, the shapeshifting master of darkness
Unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL, but
a FOOLish samurai warrior
WEILDing a magic sword
Stepped Forth To O-ppose me...

🗡💥

💫💥

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Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a PORTAL in time
And FLUNG him into the future
Where my evil is LAW
Now the fool seeks to reeturn to the past
And undo the future that. is. A KU

The only reason I eat kale is to ruin the taste when I'm turned into Soylent Green some day.