SCP that swaps names: The therapist isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Therapist:

me: hmm, this bug would be exploitable if X was possible
stack overflow: how do I do X?
answer 1: don't do X, that's horrible!
answer 2: here's how you do X. copy and paste this code

*a minute later*

[domain redacted] says:
1

If at first you don't succeed with grep, try piping grep to grep

Just got a spam follow. On Mastodon? Really?

opkg upgrades packages as it downloads them. opkg upgraded a package critical to network connectivity. opkg could not install the rest of the packages

I've been forgetting to repost my tweets here. Oops

3 types of programs:

$ foo -h
invalid option -- 'h'
Try 'foo --help' for more information.

$ foo --help
invalid option -- '-'
usage: foo [-iuegnvlairKnsivrngvV] qux blarg

$ foo --help
unknown option '--help', continuing anyway
deleting your files...
^C^Cdeleting more files...^C

[every time]
was it align-items: center? nope... justify-content: center? hmm... align-content?
oh, it just needed margin: auto

Just had to add "the" to my dictionary, because when I swiped, my keyboard would always put "The"

Did you hear that Slack has a new logo?
Seems kinda familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

*checks flash drives one by one for a spare*
wait, what was on the first one again
*checks again*

1 United States Bollar = 10 United States Dollars

According to the Customs declaration:

This Small Packet BY AIr contains Solder paste worth USB$0.160. The Tatal grossweight is 0.030Kg, and the Sender's signiture is blank.
It contains chemicals known to the state of Colifomia to canuse cancer/reproductive harn, and to Consuit the MSDS.

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