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The Boys? Back in MY town?
It's more likely than you think

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OK Sev got the treats he so richly deserved but Masto told me to cut the vid in half so

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retoot for bats

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Just mastered 10 hours of static music my brain is melting out my ears

Ah I see we're on a gonzo food opinions trip this morning.

Yawn stretch good morning. I finally have my head above water today after going nuts over work and procrastination the past couple weeks. All I wanna do now that the pressure's off a little is procrastinate lol

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retoot this and i'll write something mean abt u

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did you know subway has a secret menu? next time you're there ask for a piss sandwich. they'll know what you mean

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the suns fuckin pointless bro i dont even look at that shit ha ha

Bout to try to fix a leaky sink with a wrench this feels like some kind of bad rite of passage

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breaking into steven spielbergs house to ask him if ET fucks

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If we each just ate a lil tiny piece of one of the rich at the same time we could get it done in one go, no biggie

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I can't believe they used this to try and make New York seem *less* cool in the '70s

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