🎵 If you're a traitor and you know it clap your hands! 👏 👏
If you're a traitor and you know it clap your hands! 👏 👏

You attacked the seat of government :gnomed: 🏛️
Now you've lost your damn employment 🙎‍♂️ ❌
If you're a village idiot and you know it :gnomed:
Clap your hands! 👏 👏

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There once was a Very Stable Genius
Whose brain was even smaller than his penis
Said he, shine UV
Into the body, you'll see
And chloroquine is most ingenious

Old grouse cackling
CPAC sycophants pander
Nobody else cares


Gnu manifestos & cyberspace declarations
The Well, Mars Hotel & ka9q station
Illuminati games & Sun Devil infamy
RTM Worm and DDN bifurcation
[refrain]These are a few of my favorite things

Guru meditations & regex expressions
ed, sed, awk, & PERL invocations
SAGE, Whirlwind, Bush & strategic air stations
Backbone cabals & 4 wire connections
[refrain]

When Praetorians bite
when 1060 strikes
when ГРУ pwns solar winds
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel
So bad

Come and listen to my story about a man named Ted
A poor senateer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin' at a crow,
And down from the sky came a drifting white snow

[spoken]
Icicles. Windchills. Runny Noses.

I'll go to Mexico that's where I ought to be
We'll go to Cancun where rich folks go to flee
Fuck Texas winter I've one priority: me
Now I've come right back as I always meant to, you see.

To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies:

youtu.be/NwzaxUF0k18

Lightsaber duels in dark halls with one mitten
Little green guy who's the size of a kitten
Beskar-bright armor that resists all the things
This is the song The Mandalorian sings:

-see pic for full text-

Hear now oh Muse
Calliope, thou of epic poetry,
my Ode in Praise of
Amanda Gorman

Canary-clad Red-crowned Priestess
Blessing and purifying
Our national acropolis
Not to praise the flag
But to purify it
Raising us from fields of toil
And shades inchoate
To behold a future unfinished
Gleaming not in a sunset
Like old Ulysses facing night
But of a glorious morning
Of a future yet untold
Of a promise
Yet to unfold
If we can take it
If we can make it

huffpost.com/entry/amanda-gorm

Capitol morning
Poetry and music rise
President Biden

🇺🇸 🌹 🌍

I sang my "if your a traitor if you know it clap your hands" song for my Dad.

He laughed, really hard. Then he says,

Henry if you put that on social media, people will be upset.

Molon Labe.

How'd that work out for Leonidas?

Good point. Nevertheless, we need a Seneca to properly praise such an odious tyrant.

Who is our Seneca? Gore Vidal, but he's dead.

Sinclair Lewis: It Can't Happen Here or Elmer Gantry.

Those are good.

Now we need Judgement at Nuremburg.

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🎵 If you're a traitor and you know it clap your hands! 👏 👏
If you're a traitor and you know it clap your hands! 👏 👏

You attacked the seat of government :gnomed: 🏛️
Now you've lost your damn employment 🙎‍♂️ ❌
If you're a village idiot and you know it :gnomed:
Clap your hands! 👏 👏


The Mandalorian

Here's a song
of a man named Din
He's called
the Mandalorian
What a mess he's in
With his
lil' green son
They complete
Their quest
At last
This is the Star Wars epic we want!

youtu.be/62x19Bepc5s?t=69


Ode to Arecibo

Illustrious Calliope
Chief of Muses
Bless now my
Ode to Arecibo

Oh Arecibo!
Radio telescope
Karl Guthe Jansky's child
Spanning cables surmounting
Hades
Oblate lustrous paraboiloid

Our great radio eye
Put out
After years fifty and six
Our planetary voice
Silenced
Our distant kin listen in vain

🌌


The loon gibbering
Falsely claiming victory
White House Mafia Don


There once was a President Trump
Whom voters decided to dump
Said he, my coup is illegal
but don't I feel regal
Shall we call the new nation
Gilead or Trump?

Bull china shop rampage!
Cowardly ex-President
Betraying America


Trumpty Dumpty said "Build the Wall"
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
Giuliani and all his henchmen
Could not make Trumpty Dumpty President again

🥚 ⤵️ :yikes: ⚖️


Orange warbler tweet!
Megalomaniac prez
Leaving gracelessly


Orange Warbler Tweet!
Insane Clown President!
Now we vote him out!!

"The Wall"

Copyright (C) 2020 Henry Edward Hardy

Candy is dandy
But liquorish is quickerish

"Man dies from eating more than a bag of liquorice a day"

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada

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