Hillexed @hillexed@mastodon.social

hi if you're new i bend baba is you to my whims by making monstrosities it wasn't deisgned for. here's 🎵 Megalovania in Baba Is You 🎵 - not just the intro, but the rest too! Packing minutes of music into one level stretches Baba to its limit, but it still sounds great!

Level code: WDAV-NV1P

(want more? I turned Baba into an hours-long action-adventure Zelda game with boss fights and ingame cutscenes! https://gamebanana.com/maps/205620)

old and tired: eternal slumber
new and hip: eigensleep

ok so you know how sometimes fantasy villains will use a magic portal to show you an image of themselves so they can taunt you from faraway like "mwahahaha! i have your princess and you'll never stop me!"

what if those magic portals transmitted not just light but the full electromagnetic spectrum so you could pull out your phone and look at the GPS signals coming through the portal and instantly geolocate the villain

psa: don't do category theory, kids, or you'll end up like my friend who just told me "i feel weird about the concept of addition and multiplication being different"

Idea: time travel story which detects once you've scrolled down far enough to the point where a character retcons their past, and then uses javascript to changes the parts of the story you already read

its a bit tart. very strong flavor. maybe the minced garlic i put in it got a bit oversalted, or maybe 12 minutes wasnt enough to fully cook the garlic? either way, i declare it Not Bad

i was making some bread when i realized

i have garlic

i can make GARLIC BREAD

reply to this with your favorite #mechanism! mine is the jansen linkage, which looks like something out of a crazy #scifi or #fantasy world where everything is wooden and clacky and analog and i love it

#robotics

then i stared at a beetroot for 15 minutes deciding whether or not to buy one

today i visited a big park near me for the first time and it was so big! there were like five playgrounds! there was a ruin there with arches upon arches! a slightly squishy ground path you can run on which goes under a bridge! lots of flowers! good park would park again

so hows day 2 of mastodon going

why cant i make a bevel that looks good please save me bevel goddesses

and its kirby music. The Battle of Blizzard Bridge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIl1rmHwgoM goes so hard

hi if you're new i bend baba is you to my whims by making monstrosities it wasn't deisgned for. here's 🎵 Megalovania in Baba Is You 🎵 - not just the intro, but the rest too! Packing minutes of music into one level stretches Baba to its limit, but it still sounds great!

Level code: WDAV-NV1P

(want more? I turned Baba into an hours-long action-adventure Zelda game with boss fights and ingame cutscenes! https://gamebanana.com/maps/205620)

https://nobells.blog/webcore-hyperpop-phonk-playlist/

super cool article about how spotify has enough power to bundle stuff unrelated and call it a genre while being out of touch, and then everyone else has to figure out what the commonality between these things is and kinda shrug along and make it real in the process
reminds me of spiders weaving webs out of human scaffolds. it would be really cool if not for all the algorithmic evil

old and tired: eternal slumber
new and hip: eigensleep

what if whenever you had a slice of bread and you reached down to take a bite it got stolen by birds, so people began using telescopes and large loaves to send messages in binary using the presence and absence of birds. nation-states carry birdseed to take out their enemies' communication lines

math centipede

(video couldn't upload!)

https://mastodon.social/media/xSMa2E8GQooMOtJbSoc

Apparently visiting mastodon.social/users/username for an username that doesn't exist just returns a blank page??