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you, weak: french press coffee
me, muscular and athletic: bench press coffee

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yesterday i learned a lesson i already knew about proprietary software

i plugged in my old iPad and asked it to download some episodes of Behind the Attraction to watch on the plane

then i put it in my bag and eventually boarded. once we got to 10,000 feet, i pulled out my iPad and was greeted with, "Please go to the App Store to update Disney+"

except, of course, i was in the air on a regional jet with no wireless, and i didn't need that update anyway because i just wanted to watch downloaded episodes!

anyway piracy is in every way better and more ethical than using subscription streaming services

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I instantly lose my calm when people refuse to look after themselves first. Nobody is going to thank you when you crash while serving others! And even if they did, their gratitude won't bring your body back to life.

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Tech guys be like "we could solve world hunger if only we could find a way to 3D print rice"

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venting about cheating / trauma 

and ultimately when the bad thing happened last week, tho i missed the care of the past, i had to be my own protector and make the decisions that would keep me safe

it's a wonderful thing to be able to show yourself love

love is just an amazing thing

and i think that's what it all boils down to: i hate cheating bc it's disrespectful to love; there is nothing about it that is loving. And when love is such a source of joy and beauty, why do the opposite?

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why be a millionaire. when you could be a chillionaire. I am in so much debt

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"unskilled labor" is a lie invented by bosses. All labor requires skill. All workers have skill.

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someone donates a kidney and they're a 'hero'. i donate 3 and get told 'where did you get these', 'these are all from different people', 'i'm calling the cops', etc

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probiotics: good
antibiotics: also good
regular biotics: jury's still out

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Did you hear about the anarchist chickens? 

They started a coop

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My daughter missed the trashcan and accidentally made a dream pop album cover

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If these walls could talk that'd be really fucked up

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covid, very German stupidity 

1/8 Sooo, Germany now has a digital COVID register for travelers arriving in Germany. Countries like Greece have had this for effective contact tracing since literally the beginning of the pandemic.

But Germany’s? It’s a disaster. As anything digital in Germany usually is. Obviously.

But how did we get here? Let me explain.

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whenever i come home from school, beebo is always standing right here. i think he has trouble going down stairs on his own, but is just fine going up them

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