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yo my name's @holdMyBee and I'm here to say
I'm gonna rap in a Mastodon way.
I'm rootin', I'm shootin', I'm tootin' real sweet
And I'm not on the birdsite so I can't "send tweet."
I like social media it's really rad
but when it's not federated it's pretty bad,
because you can't trust @jack and you can't trust Zucc,
to do their damn jobs, 'cause they don't give a fuck.
So from me to you this is how it's gotta be,
Join Mastodon to be in a society!
[crosses arms while hat turns backwards]
how do i
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