You can sugarcoat it with cutesy slogans like "aim like a jedi, not like a stormtrooper," but at the end of the day, the fact of the matter is that our office bathrooms have signs in them because grown adult men in a professional office environment apparently cannot be trusted to not piss on the walls and floor without a reminder posted right in front of them.

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Happy April, kids! If you like video games that aren't TECHNICALLY gambling but still require you to spend large amounts of money on the chance to MAYBE get a character you like, then we have the game for you! Public Domains! Check it out for free now!

Yes this is a but also it is a real mobile game you can play now!

Oh no people are following me out of nowhere maybe I should post some good content for them.

Hey gamers did you know
that
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Time to celebrate Saturday night like a professional: watching anime and eating easy mac.

I have transitioned from the "the end is near why do I even bother dating" pessimistic phase of dating to the "listen to 'It's Gonna Be Me' by N*SYNC on loop" optimistic phase.

[loudly] OH, GARFIELD? ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT GARFIELD? THE CAT? YEAH, I KNOW HIM. WE GO WAY BACK. OH, YOU THINK HE'S JUST A COMIC CHARACTER? HA HA, OKAY, I'LL LET HIM KNOW YOU THINK THAT THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM.

yo my name's @holdMyBee and I'm here to say
I'm gonna rap in a Mastodon way.
I'm rootin', I'm shootin', I'm tootin' real sweet
And I'm not on the birdsite so I can't "send tweet."
I like social media it's really rad
but when it's not federated it's pretty bad,
because you can't trust @jack and you can't trust Zucc,
to do their damn jobs, 'cause they don't give a fuck.
So from me to you this is how it's gotta be,
Join Mastodon to be in a society!
[crosses arms while hat turns backwards]

Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to all good people of Mastodon!

PSA: Santa is a man. Baby It's Cold Outside is a great song. Rudolph fucks. Frosty the Snowman is allergic to peanuts and soy. Krampus is real and my friend. It's not "Happy Holidays," it's "I hate Mondays." The nativity scene is not a play set. Stop being offended by everything.

Hey gamers, there's nothing more updog than hiding in the bathroom to avoid conversation with relatives during the holidays!

Inktober Day Twenty-Nine - Double. "Jenn's World of Mysterious Marvels, Marvelous Mysteries, and Stupid Bullshit." (image uploads weren't working yesterday)

Inktober Day Twenty-Eight - Gift. "Callout post to like half of my friends."

Inktober Day Twenty-Six - Stretch. I was fined $500 by the Federal Gag Bureau for this.

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