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a thing that has freaked me out since I was a kid 

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@remulacfrommars someone wrote to the Dear Prudence column a while ago saying, "my husband is an ICE agent and suddenly my friends don't want to be friends with us anymore, how do I make them see that he's really a good guy," and Prudence was like, "oh, see, your husband is a fascist actually, your friends are right to shun you"

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RT @aamer_rahman@twitter.com

Is it really ok to punch nazis?

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Brilliant!

Hong Kong protestors are posting in phonetic Cantonese to stop machines and trolls from the mainland understanding and derailing the conversation, etc.

news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component

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"they were nice to me" is a back to front way of saying 'Im not a target of their abuse"

bc a lot of other ppl talked to this person and were never treated w the vitriol sent at me.

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meta, im still mad fuck it 

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I don't know who needs to hear this but we don't always need to "hear both sides of the story".

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Wild to think there are people out there who think Data has a gender..

Have a wonderful fucking day! You've busted your ass and by Gum! you deserve to sit back and enjoy your day.

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RT @TheRaDR@twitter.com

STUDENT: Master, what happens when we die?

MASTER: I don’t know.

STUDENT: But... but... I thought you were a Zen master!!

MASTER: Yes, but not a dead one. twitter.com/tigerdzheims/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheRaDR/status/116

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captcha: "select all the photos with tractors"
me: *selects all the photos with tractors*
captcha: "you didn't select every image with tractors try again"
me: "captcha. that is a fucking combine harvester. you're shit." 😒
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Happy Dwayne Stafford Day

RT @Cubano_Boxing@twitter.com

On this day in Black history my boy Dwayne Stafford (whom I’ve personally spoken to before) whooped Dylann Roof’s ass in jail certifying himself as a legend in every hood across America. Due to this a GoFundMe was started for him & he eventually earned enough to bond himself out.

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gender shitpost 

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androgyny is when your gender expression is ambiguous, anywhere in between feminine and masculine. misogyny, however, is when your gender expression is anywhere between feminine and miso soup.

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Full stop. If you're more upset with me talking about white supremacist violence than the violence itself, you're just a racist.

It's not complicated, bruh.

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if queers have to “come out” then I think it’s only fair that straights should have to “go in” and leave the rest of us alone

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