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threw the dog's toy on her head and she's just lying there wearing it.

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five faltering ferals: Fernando, Faith, Francisco, Alejandro, Sergio

beans on toast and a cup of tea for lunch, chaps. 🧐 💂 🇬🇧

is there drama today? i think i missed it, thank fuck.

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Mac Taylor travels back in time repeatedly to save Dexter Morgan's mother! Harry Morgan and Sheldon Hawkes meet their match.

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@evan
Int. The Drunken Clam
Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe are at the table drinking beer
Beto O'Rourke enters
Beto O'Rourke: Hey, my campaign bus broke down can I get a jump?
Peter: Beto O'Rourke? Friggin sweet!
Cleveland: That white boy got flavour.

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