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threw the dog's toy on her head and she's just lying there wearing it.

tonight olga and i are watching john wick because the trailer for john wick 3 got me excited. might watch the second one as well if i'm not too tired.

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defeating socialism forever by using an airplane to sky-write the word "venezuela"

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if Jesus were alive today replublicans would hate him for being a furry

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“good content” is when you post bad content, but a lot of it

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LAME NERDS WHO NEVER FUCK
The US ARMY needs YOU
And your fucked up dick
TO COME DIE FOR US

deleted the matt with julie andrews' face pic because it was confusing people.

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When u think about it, ur colon is a type of roller coaster

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When I accidentally click on the federated timeline, it feels the same as when I step into something wet while wearing socks.

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big shoutout to gamers who are not racist and love to get the high schore

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so, is sir-mix-alot incapable of lying in general, about anything, or is it specifically butts and their dimensions that he can't bring himself to lie about?

good morning everyone, and happy birthday michelle obama, betty white, james earl jones, jim carrey, and paul young.
sad birthday to kid rock.

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And I've got all my love to give
To all you fuckers that I hate

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