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threw the dog's toy on her head and she's just lying there wearing it.

skidaddle skidoblem
your dick is now a problem

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Hey, Im’a drop a truth bomb, and it’s gonna rock your radical worlds, but did you know you can ignore shit? Wow, I know. But it’s true.

Hillary fainted so hard she made that ass clap

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remember the wheelers from return to oz? what the fuck?
that film was a trauma bomb from start to finish smh.

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