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Shankly is "patiently" waiting for me to finish my cereal

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A baked potato is the perfect food for someone who is lazy but patient

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everything about that dog fart / cat puke video is perfect.

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CW: FREAKING GROSS AS HELL. WARNING U RN 

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putting a gazelle on my dick to make a lion suck it

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only an idiot or a cuck would get married in a country where the legal and divorce system is anti-male and lets women steal men's bakugan.

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if you don't mind i'm gonna hear DisneyDream out on this one

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This is what ibex were born to run a cable between buildings and fly a camera along it.

new spambot does not want men to get married in america, which i did not intend to anyway.

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can people from england jump. i feel like people from england don't have knees and thus can't jump

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