@horrowfide I'm still going with that scene from Braveheart where they lift their kilts, etc...

Image description: on the left, a photo of a tourist laughing as her face is touched by a curious elephant's trunk. On the right, a mountain climber is being attacked by a flock of angry birds guarding their nest, as a bird near the camera squawks terrifyingly.

@horrowfide so.... One gives you a kiss and the other one gives you the bird... multiple times...

@horrowfide @riyo mastodoes what twitdont

Yes I made this joke already but this time it’s funnier

@horrowfide YES. My husband asked me what Mastodon was yesterday and I told him "It's like a decentralized Twitter without all the hate-mongers."

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