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hey no offense but im Rollin' around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out!

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:sm64_c: :sm64_o: :sm64_o: :sm64_c: :sm64_h: :sm64_i: :sm64_e: for gamers is on sale now retoot for your discounted :sm64_c: :sm64_o: :sm64_o: :sm64_c: :sm64_h: :sm64_i: :sm64_e:

well now that smash is out it is possible to have solid snake beat the shit out of Isabelle but the thing is he wouldn't. That's against the law

There was a mf mastocon and I missed it? Smh.

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can't wait for instagram users to start posting screenshots of Mastodon threads on Instagram

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before youre about to toot something, ask yourself: is it kind? is it necessary? does it need to be said by you? if you answer no to all these things click toot

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if mastodon dies we should all go to sonic tennis

silver :angery: boosted

sasuke chuckled, "you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

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pro tip: if u make a joke thats too dark for the older people in the room, assure them that it was a spongebob reference

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when ur a chad surrounded by a sea of incels 😔🤙

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its fingers in his ass sunday but what if i only have one finger

Naruto kinnies are valid.............for now

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full offense but people who make nsfw of underage characters under the guise of “they’re aged up” can fuck off

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mastodon users will put any string of words together and everyone is just

bold of you to assume I can be killed by a komeada kinnie

If I grow more than two brain cells then please. Put me out of my misery

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if your name was your credit card number, your middle name was your exp date, and your last name was the three digits on the back, what would your name be?🤔

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holy shit........its fingers in his ass sunday

I am afraid that some of you never sleep

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