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me, pressing my nose up to the window of a restaurant filled with people trying to enjoy their meals: hey do any of u want to kiss

I haven’t been on for a while, I hope my mutuals are ok

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tired: "gay" rainbow-lit cat
wired: g a y l i g h t i n g o t t e r

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so ive been thinking, and im not sure if anyones said this yet, but like...

girls

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Me (7 months HRT): wow this half empty bag of peas is really heavy

Me (8 months HRT): why am I struggling to pick up this empty cereal bowl

Bad people: Trans women will use their INFINITE PHYSICAL STRENGTH to DESTROY WOMENS SPORTS

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hmmm feel sad better eat snacks that will fix the depression

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your friend who "everyone knows shows up late to everything" is cancelled

be an adult and go to things on time you fucking baby

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hello kitty's boyfriend is a he/him lesbian and I won't be taking any questions

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Marvel and DC needs to kiss and make up so we can all get the Jaime Reyes and Miles Morales crossover Bug boy event comic/movie we deserve

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What’s up motherfuckers I survived Christmas

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It's christmas eve and y'all're still posting porn? Please give your crotch a break...

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