I’m used to dealing with scraped knees on the kids but now the cat has cut her lip out in the garden. Hopefully it won’t scar!

@thomasfuchs though not in Ireland: summer ends on August 1st so we’re well into Autumn now

I discovered the Insights tab on the Garmin Connect app and now I’m feeling much better about my !

I’m not even on the distance chart, and I’m on the right side of the pace chart

@mperham I’ve seen that, including lots of detailed nit-picky security questions… followed up by a requirement that our app worked in IE6 and Windows XP.

My eyes couldn’t roll far enough

What does β€œPro” in MacBook Pro stand for? 

@thomasfuchs I believe it's code for Apple's standard greeting to developers: Piss Right Off

How’s your morning? An old client misfiled their accounts so now Revenue are looking for €1.2m in undeclared income in my accounts 🀣

2.4k πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈ today:
First 1000m in 17:18, next in 17:07 πŸ’ͺ

@conoro oh no. I had a little hope left that the latest version was better. I’ll be clinging to my 2015 MBP for at least another year then

@conoro β€œdid not go to plan” seems less important when you still finished. Well done! Your running has come on since you left Twitter πŸ˜‰

Decided I’m going to paint the back of the small aquarium black (mocked up here using a bin bag). It’ll show off the fish and plants better

We experimented with letting the kitten have free reign of the house at night.

6AM status: woke to find the kitten climbing the curtains and diving onto the bed.
Experiment terminated.
Kitten has been confined to the utility room again

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