I can buy that Luigi's sexually active but Mario? I'm not down with that. I'm sorry everyone.

@idesofmerch it's all about the Bowser/peach to me. I know that brings up issues of consent/assault/kidnapping but i was like 12 when I first had this fantasy.

@live I feel like it's relatively common, but I think of Bowser now as A Sweet Dad and it makes more sense?

@idesofmerch I always thought of him as like, the school bully who actually turned out to be a really tender lover. but Nintendo's so not horny with that series you could really project anything.

@idesofmerch i think mario and peach and bowser have some kind of arrangement and they're respectful of each other wrt said relationship but bowser loves fake wars

@snoozlebee @idesofmerch Fake Wars fuel the fire BUT: what is it that MARIO AND BOWSER do behind closed doors

I GOTTA KNOW

@itsnero @idesofmerch they gently kiss each other's fingers

@snoozlebee @idesofmerch thank god

@itsnero @snoozlebee Mario turns Bowser into a skeleton and then bowser plays with his bone