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JK Rowling 

If you've always loved a story's world
but the writer's a bit abhorrent
the way to sort these feelings out
is pinching their stuff with bittorrent

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JK Rowling 

@ifixcoinops

or write unspeakably lewd GLBT fanfic that is better than the original author's work in terms of style, plot, characterisation and limiting the instances of the phrase "... stretched their legs..."

JK Rowling 

@Nikolai_Kingsley That's even better, but can you make it rhyme

JK Rowling 

@ifixcoinops

do i have to?
rhyme is hard
i leave that stuff
to the old Bard

JK Rowling 

@Nikolai_Kingsley fuck's sake give it here

And when you've stolen all their work
and read it all guilt-free
write gay smut surpassing it
and post on AO3

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