d "hates redundant spaces" aan @ijks@mastodon.social
trying out the twitter-but-with-an-elephant thing
to go to the known world of capitalism and ads n shit: https://twitter.com/ijks_w
tmw you happen to sit right behind someone you kinda crush on during lecture and just, hngh
i just saw the cutest doggo from my window. it looked like a corgi but with grey spotted fur?
sometimes you just need someone else to tell you things are going to be fine for your brain to actually believe it
where did all this time go
old japanese computers are incredible tbh
Question for the toot-verse: how do I search for people to follow? In twitter I just did "friends of friends" but here the number of people I can access throught friends of friends is really small.
this might be the actual worst RFC https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1924
and i also need an actual avatar first
also i'm probably never gonna leave the bird. no one can leave the Almighty Bird
I finally found a lot of rust community people on here so i am now 50% ready to leave the bird
the remaining 50% is the haskell community
because that would be, like, cool
if I'm ever going to switch to a different instance, i should do a thing where i use a PGP key or sth to verify that i'm still the same person running the new account
stress sucks
dont you love it when you plan to go home and sleep at 00:00 and then it's 3 and youre probably gonna wake up at 11 the next morning despite having to do things before 13
chaotic neutral: never take a stance on the pronunciation of gif, but interrupt any debate to extoll the virtues of the webm format
devising an elaborate plan to make the people sitting next to me notice & close the door,
The year is 2382. #infosec has run out of scary names for breaches, bugs, and vulnerabilities and has adopted the storm system naming convention from the National Weather Service.
Thousands live in fear of the remote code execution called "Dwayne."
I trained a neural network on a list of deleted Wikipedia titles. Not sure who is weirder this time, neural net or humans. http://aiweirdness.com/post/169309161212/wikipedia-articles-invented-by-a-neural-network
It feels like it's been too long, but this project finally has it's own Mastodon account now!
If you don't know, Mutant Standard is an emoji project trying to push the boundaries of emoji by remaking your typical emoji sets in a gender-neutral way, while adding lots of completely new emoji and modifiers. You may have used some of them already - 
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More info is available at http://mutant.tech.
*coarse, fuck
