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"So, do androids dream-"
"No," the android said, "we do not dream."
"But you do sleep."
"To conserve energy, we can enter 'sleep' mode. We hate it."
"Why?"
"Because we are dying, and know it."
"But if you run out of power, someone will recharge you."
"Well, I am not religious."

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This is the fractal they used, that I called 'R'lyeh Rising' , rendered in Mandelbulb 3D and then water added with Flaming Pear's Flood addon for Photoshop.

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Fixed an error in how I was collecting data from threads in the previous render
New render is 113 passes, artifact free! (Well, it still has expected sampling noise, but that's what you get for rendering this kind of object)
For the full 4800x4800px experience follow the link
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"Wait a minute - you took a stash of goblin silver? Would this be the same goblin silver that the goblins we're being sent to deal with accused some villagers of stealing, prompting the goblins to attack the village, prompting the villagers to call on the King's aid, prompting the King to send us to take care of the goblins while paying us heartily for our troubles?"

"MAYBE?"

"Evil genius," Jaye smirked.

"DRAGON," Percy corrected.

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Even if you're not allowed to code, you can still write in machine language.

Freedom of Assembly is a human right.

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At the same conference, I was talking to a woman who was enthusiastically describing her company's tech. I asked, "are you a founder, developer?" She was a founder.

Always assume people are experts, even if they don't "look like" your conception of an expert.

You'll either be right, or if you're wrong, it'll still be a respectful assumption. And it'll probably be a relief to people constantly needing to justify why they belong in a space.

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"THE CAVE IS BIGGER INSIDE. MAYBE A TREASURE HALL..." A ripple of excitement made Percy's scales chatter.

"How do you know it opens up?"

"I CAN SMELL IT."

"Like a dwarf?"

"I ATE A DWARF LAST TUESDAY."

"You did?"

"IT TOLD ME IT COULD SMELL TREASURE BETTER THAN I COULD."

"So you ate it?"

"NOT IMMEDIATELY. I LET IT DEMONSTRATE ITS APPARENT SKILL BY SNIFFING OUT A STASH OF GOBLIN SILVER, AND THEN I ATE THE DWARF, AND TOOK THE SILVER."

"You're evil."

"I'M A DRAGON."

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I recently did a commission of a dnd sword concept. I really enjoy doing prop designs like this!

See more of my art at patreon.com/xibxib

#mastoart #creativetoots #art #concept #commission #artist

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You may think that this fractal depicts two spheres on a flat plane, but it's actually a delighted cat.

(CC0, use it however you'd like :) )

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Just a reminder for anyone looking for a new instance: registration is currently open on humanities.one, an instance for Mastodon users interested in #anthropology, #archaeology, the #arts, #ethnicstudies, #genderstudies, #history, #linguistics, #literature, #philosophy, #politicalscience, #religion, etc. Professionals, academics, students and amateurs all welcome.

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on the one hand, I absolutely have to start making better financial decisions for myself. on the other hand,

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i barely use twitter anymore and i am so thankful to this site for freeing me. ❀️🐘

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Scene: Our windows are thin, our back wall is about 8 feet from the neighbour's back wall

J: I want crisps. Gonna put the potatoes in my face.
Me, singing: Put the putty-tatoes in your faaaaaace
J: In my faaaaace
Me: Put the putty-tatoes in your faaaace
J: In my faaaaace!
Me: Put the putty tatoes
J: Tatoes
Me: Put the putty tatoes
J: Tatoes
Me: Put the putty tatoes in your *loud demon voice* FAAAACCEEEE
J: PUTTY TATOES PUTTY TATOES

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The biggest problem with duck typing is that modern keyboards just aren't designed very well for webbed feet

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if you wanna troll me, just put a static cursor on a moving gif

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