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I rarely lie although I've started to nowadays, and when I speak about a dream, I'm virtually always lying.

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Hey, I'm looking for a bourgeois Chinese (persecuted by communist party) person of any age who is extremely devoted to climate activism to be my pen pal. You don't need a proven history of work in the field or physical proof of being bourgeois Chinese - I will be able to tell.

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There was once a steamed bun that disliked its appearance. It said to its mother, "all these mantou are so fluffy and white. They are always making fun of me for having a buckled pastry skin." She responded, "we must have this skin to retain the taste of our meat fillings. You will understand when you're older." Today he goes in the oven.

imagine wanting to be president of the united states

@imurcultleader i haven't read it but i keep it on my phone in case i get stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere with a solar panel.

@imurcultleader I read it it once a year and have for over 25 years, so IMO, YES!!!

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