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Perhaps I should have been more like water today

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my hubris led me to eat this entire bag of kraft shredded cheese even though i’m lack toast in taller ant

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Don’t @ me I’m in an abandoned water treatment plant.

practicing vibrating through walls later if anyones interested we can learn together

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the absolute rage i feel when i hear someone say they hate otters FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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imagine being on this website for months and suddenly receive a wave of bastards

im gonna steal a 2004 toyota camry today if you drive a 04 camry be afraid be very afraid im not joking

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