Michael✅ @interaction@mastodon.social
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Joined Aug 2018
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i’m on it like phonics
this is fine
come and get your man sis🙄
Perhaps I should have been more like water today
I'm your oxygen
mr president youre a god damn liar
Michael✅
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my hubris led me to eat this entire bag of kraft shredded cheese even though i’m lack toast in taller ant
Michael✅
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Don’t @ me I’m in an abandoned water treatment plant.
practicing vibrating through walls later if anyones interested we can learn together
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the absolute rage i feel when i hear someone say they hate otters FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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imagine being on this website for months and suddenly receive a wave of bastards
im gonna steal a 2004 toyota camry today if you drive a 04 camry be afraid be very afraid im not joking
Lemme put this fish on u 😏
I love you
Joined Aug 2018
