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These Stellar jays have a loud raspy call. They woke me up this morning

Me: hey babe do you imagine the water from that spigot over there is drinkable

Her: well I've been drinking it

Morning gals, fellas and enbies. I'm making some coffee.

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tonight’s #embroidery finished and turned into a pin with a giant safety pin i found in my drawer

Food 

Dinner was delicious (bratwursts, beer and homemade coleslaw) but I'm hungry again already. Boo.

At least in the morning I can make a nice pot of French roast and some patty sausage

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me trying to figure out whatever fuckwittery is happening on this website tonight

My wife will get up in the middle of the night to get a blanket not bc she's cold, but because "monsters will eat my legs" if they stick out unprotected

wearing sandals in high desert conditions is murder on your feet. How do you stay moisturized enough? Sheesh

I'm reading Parable of the Sower. 

It's eventually spelled out that $1000 could feed one person for two weeks provided you didn't buy anything too expensive, like meat, fresh fruit or wheat.

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I'm reading Parable of the Sower. 

It wasn't until near the end of the book that I realized the hundreds and thousands of dollars the travelers were finding was the equivalent of maybe like $20 to $50. Hyperinflation was apparently part of the end of the world. I just assumed everyone was saving their money for later.

Oh sweet our cabin neighbor lit a fire so I can listen to it crackle from my bed.

Saving all my XP and progress. Restoring my MP. In my cabin

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Falling asleep in a cabin like Final Fantasy or some shit

I am chilling out in a cabin. Waiting for sleep to overtake me. listening to the wind in the pine trees

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Private eyes
They're watching you
They know your every toot

Private eyes
Federating you rating you rating you rating you

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I don't need to be roasted because I already spend an unreasonable amount of time imagining what people would say to roast me

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