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cw: spongebob with tits that have mitt romney as the nipples

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if u say ur a kinnie ur basically confirming that ur a bottom

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*actual well thought out joke*
me: :/
*fart noise*
me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*rips each and every one of your teeth out with my bare hands* wanna be friends

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misread the word currently in my own post as cum for a second

fandom friends are so neat like it's so nice having someone u can scream about fictional loser anime boys with y'know??

if my name wasn't pussy_destroyer5902 it'd probably be Jack or Jeremy, smth like that

nonbinary gays? valid
nonbinary lesbians? valid
she/her gays? valid
he/him lesbians? valid
people who put the milk in before the cereal? not valid

WHY IS EVERYONE MOVING SMH MY NOTIFS ARE ALL JUST "hey reddit im moving to @pussydestroyer432"" PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHY

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jesus christ im checking my notifs and everyone moved wtf did i miss

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I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THERES JUST A CHUNK OF ICE IN ICE CREAM LIKE ITS SO GROSS FUCK

the lesbian agenda EXPOSED 

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