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@astolpho yeah like i've READ the first BOOK so hitting that was like "hmmmm ahhhh what the fuck"

@astolpho i should get a mastodon AD

@astolpho *thinking, sweating increasingly* AU where penny, margo and eliot are a hot draconic king ghidorah setup who have committed themselves to making adventurer quentin's life an erotic nightmare

@astolpho WELP AFTER SEASON 1'S LAST EP I WAS OUT BUT NOW I'M BACK THE FUCK IN AGAIN

in one hand: glowing orb with swirling text that reads "pridefest was essentially a state fair with better music, a smattering of queer activism and a dope craft fair"

in the other: another glowing orb that reads "pridefest is sellout bullshit designed for straight people to gawk at while eating carnival food and feeling better about themselves"

i smash the orbs together to attempt to fuse them into one complex opinion. sparks fly. ozone crackles. my hands melt the fuck off

@Ferrovore I AM SO ALL ABOUT THIS

@Ferrovore also hey are you on Tgram bc i just drank some coffee and i wanted to talk about Yes And stuff a lil

@Ferrovore HELL YEAH

it is OF COURSE way faster than 95% of all women's shoes, but there's a depressing commentary on misogyny in the gaming industry that i'm a little too out of it to really put a point on rn

sonic's shoes shouldn't be loafers. the loafer is a shitshow of a shoe. it is the least fast men's shoe outside of, like, flip flops

@Ferrovore 360 BULLET TIME DIALOGUE

yesterday a friend of mine told me to turn my Birdsona Super Thread (https://twitter.com/irisjaycomics/status/877978389902008320) into an illustrated zine for the fall and frankly that's the best idea i've heard all week. this shit is blowing UP

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could there possibly be a more asinine buzzword to describe luxury apartments than "Collection"? like: hey property managers, you didn't COLLECT anything. you built this overpriced shithole all by yourselves

@wolfteeth AWOOOOOOO

@Lobst THIS IS THE BEST BINGO CARD I'VE SEEN YET