the illustrious IRIS JAY @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

SWING me, boys! Spin me like a little top! There are new pages of #CrossedWires live on http://crossedwires.irisjay.net and http://patreon.com/irisjay. #webcomic #Cyberpunk

TONIGHT, on our Season 1 Finale of The Help Action! The Troubleshooters kicked ass and saved a magical forge. What does fate have in store for them next??? Tune in tonight at 7pm PT/10pm ET to find out! Plus we're still raising money for the Transgender Law Center! http://twitch.tv/thehelpaction

HI I'M IRIS, SHE/THEY, LOOK AT ALL THE SHIT I DO
webcomic: http://crossedwires.irisjay.net
other webcomic: http://doubleblind.irisjay.net
spicy webcomic with @itsnero
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charity d&d livestream: http://twitch.tv/thehelpaction
patreon: http://patreon.com/irisjay
my smut account which is basically the worst kept secret in the world at this point: @distressedegg #TransAwarenessWeek

COOL NEWS: As part of my annual New Year's Day portfolio update, I've re-uploaded EILEEN QUINN. It's now free to read in its entirety, for good this time! http://irisjay.net/index.php/eileen/

This is a show for people who think JJBA is too smart for them. Please watch Baki. It’s unreal

Season four is gonna start with some planet sized motherfucker getting pushed under a steamroller by another planet sized motherfucker only to come out the other side grinning like a maniac, full gums visible in a sea of straining face flesh, as he explains that his super epic flat stanley kenpo style training is now complete and he can cut anything in half with one mere twitch of his limbs

ALSO, ALL THOSE FUCKED UP CRIMINALS FROM SEASON 1?? They’re all still alive, SOMEHOW. And they’re secretly training so they can go back to Tokyo and murder Baki and his merry band of huge fucking punch friends even harder. One of them had half of his face literally slapped the fuck off his body and both his arms torn off and he’s EVEN BETTER AT MARTIAL ARTS NOW. Baki is incredible

Mohammed Ali’s son is a major character who gets his shit kicked in by Baki and a bunch of other characters, INCLUDING HIS DAD, MOHAMMED ALI, and that isn’t even the peak. Baki is finally strong enough for his dad, Yujiro Hanma, The Strongest Creature Alive, to take time out of his busy schedule punching lions to death and fucking every woman on earth into a coma just so he can finally fight his son. This is the reason Baki trained, his raison d’etre. Beating the shit out of his asshole dad

FINISHED THE BAKI SEASONS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX. INCREDIBLE. FUCKING AMAZING

“If you die in a fight, there’s no winner, and technically no loser. Therefore this technique is an ultimate triumph for martial arts.” This is some fucking Dril shit

THE OLD GUY DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE JUST TO PISS BAKI’S DAD OFF

They’ve done the thing where a character gets the absolute snot kicked out of them and then looks up with the biggest, nastiest smile on their face and says something like “ha ha, this owns actually” like seven times at this point in this fight alone

We’re watching a fight between Baki’s dad (aka The Strongest Creature On Earth) vs. Sea Emperor Raku, a 140 year old super martial artist, and Baki’s dad just flexed his pecs to tear off his shirt and reveal his back muscles are in the shape of a fucking demon face

Still watching Baki and I’m fully convinced this show is made for fucking aliens at this point

don’t base all your dopamine triggers around constantly making things, kids

eternally cheesed that I don’t have more hours in the day to do a video essay series on weird comics history. or a podcast or something. I WANT these things but every time I think about actually doing them I’m reminded of how little free time I have already and the Belt Sander Of Anxiety in my brain starts to rev up

we've come a long way from voluntarily subjecting ourselves to the work of "musical" "artist" MIKA, is what i'm saying

"listen. there is so much furry bullshit out there now that you don't have to compulsively consume all of it to feel like part of The Scene."
"...what"
"like, i think the last thing i watched for that reason was the disney animated movie about furry cops from five years ago, and it sucked"
"whAT"
"there's a dating show on netflix about people using realistic prosthetics to date each other as animal people, and everyone thinks it looks BORING"
"WHAAAT?????"

"furry going mainstream is bad" is still a core belief of mine, but also: if you had told 2008 me that there'd be this much furry bullshit just freely available in the world, both professionally funded and independently produced, i think my little brain would've popped

y'know, grimes

i dunno about that

YOU'RE going to be absolutely DISGUSTED by the very SIGHT of yourself, you LAZY FUCK, unless you do this AB WORKOUT right NOW!!! IMMEDIATELY!!!!