🔪💀 MURD-IRIS UR-JAY-S 💀🔪 @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

AND HEY ALSO WHILE WE'RE AT IT: there's a new page of #DoubleBlind live on http://doubleblind.irisjay.net , with next month's page also available on http://patreon.com/irisjay ! Some weekend, huh? #webcomic #nsfw
#cyberpunk

BIG HONKING REMINDER: there's a new page of #CrossedWires live on http://crossedwires.irisjay.net ! And next month's page is also available on http://patreon.com/irisjay ! #webcomic #cyberpunk

#INTRODUCTIONS HELLO, my name is Iris Jay and I've been posting comics online for a little over a decade now. I'm a full-time freelance cartoonist and illustrator, but in my free time I also enjoy cooking, reading and thrift store diving.

My queer cyberpunk webcomic: http://crossedwires.irisjay.net

My old supernatural religious webcomic that folks still like: http://epiphany.irisjay.net

My podcast with @itsnero :
http://guttermouthing.com

Portfolio:
http://irisjay.net

Store:
http://store.irisjay.net

🔥🤘😈 FUUUUUCK YEEEEAAAHHHH 😈🤘🔥
(you know what'd be even better though? $16,666!! YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE EVEN BETTER, though not quite as traditionally satanic?? OUR GOAL OF $24,000!! Pre-order our queer demon smut artbook today! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/878734667/book-of-shadows-buffomet?ref=project_link) #nsfw

i'm pouring very reasonable adult bowls of puffs here. it's not like i'm dumping them into a bucket and hoovering them up with my face. someone get Amadeus Reese on the phone, i got a bone to pick with him

it's kind of a joke that they labeled this box of Reese's Puffs "LARGE SIZE" because we've only been able to get four very reasonably sized bowls out of it before the box is empty

also there’s a super cute pit bull terrier on this bus with its tongue hangin out that’s sniffing everyone who gets on and off the bus, so I imagine it’s having a very exciting day

heading out to get a papasan chair frame that we bought at Goodwill yesterday, in an effort to further our apartment’s Shadowy Lair aesthetic

AND HEY ALSO WHILE WE'RE AT IT: there's a new page of #DoubleBlind live on http://doubleblind.irisjay.net , with next month's page also available on http://patreon.com/irisjay ! Some weekend, huh? #webcomic #nsfw
#cyberpunk

BIG HONKING REMINDER: there's a new page of #CrossedWires live on http://crossedwires.irisjay.net ! And next month's page is also available on http://patreon.com/irisjay ! #webcomic #cyberpunk

Look at my ass in these. Fucking immaculate

We’ve been out thrifting all day and I was only able to find a pair of gloves for my Halloween costume, but I DID get some EXTREMELY good pants

just... something shorter and more manageable in general would be good, now that my undercut has fully grown out. And also something that says “I’m reasonably good at kicking ass but I’m also super stylish”

“well what DID you have in mind, Iris” listen, don’t fucking laugh, okay, I’m thinking one of two options

https://www.thecut.com/2018/08/terf-bangs-cultural-history.html oh. OHHHH. Okay. Yeah I want mine a little longer than THAT

I should probably get a haircut soon but I’ve been putting it off because 1) last time I went it was A Bad Time and 2) I want to get bangs, but I also want to make sure I don’t end up with TERF bangs, even though I only have an extremely hazy idea of what “TERF bangs” look like

http://kickstarter.com/projects/878734667/book-of-shadows-buffomet?ref=project_link … REMINDER: We're almost a quarter of the way to our goal! Help us hit the $6K mark today and order some SUPER STYLISH DEMON SMUT from an all-star showcase of queer creators!

As little as I want to get pigeonholed, I still really enjoy cyberpunk media and I’m fine with being known as “the cyberpunk person”. as dated and kitsch as some of the genre is, i kiiiinda can’t see the theme of “exploring our shared humanity against the cataclysmic backdrop of capitalist-fueled societal collapse” fading out of relevance anytime soon

Just rewatched Johnny Mnemonic and it still whips ass, sorry haters

OKAY, MY NIECE IS OUT OF THE ROOM. I'M AN ADULT AND WANT TO BACK THIS. HOW LONG DO I HAVE?
28 days left! Our campaign ends November 5th! What's your niece's name?
SPRATHERINE. AFTER HER MEEMAW.
Eesh. Sorry, Spratherine. Anyways, don't forget to RT and tell your horny adult friends!