the illustrious IRIS JAY @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

TONIGHT AT 10PM EASTERN / 7PM PACIFIC! We're fighting a SPOOKY CULT and making MORE HAND-BASED PUNS THAN IS PROBABLY TASTEFUL. Plus we're still raising money for the Transgender Law Center! Don't miss the latest episode of THE HELP ACTION! http://twitch.tv/thehelpaction #dungeonsanddragons #dnd

Everyone who's anyone is here! There's a new #CrossedWires update live on http://crossedwires.irisjay.net . #webcomics #cyberpunk

HI I'M IRIS, SHE/THEY, LOOK AT ALL THE SHIT I DO
webcomic: http://crossedwires.irisjay.net
other webcomic: http://doubleblind.irisjay.net
spicy webcomic with @itsnero
: http://members.slipshine.com/splitcheck
charity d&d livestream: http://twitch.tv/thehelpaction
patreon: http://patreon.com/irisjay
my smut account which is basically the worst kept secret in the world at this point: @distressedegg #TransAwarenessWeek

COOL NEWS: As part of my annual New Year's Day portfolio update, I've re-uploaded EILEEN QUINN. It's now free to read in its entirety, for good this time! http://irisjay.net/index.php/eileen/

time to pillage every record shop and thrift store in town for Sweet Vinyl Findz

YOOOO MY NEW RECORD PLAYER WORKS

we got a Logitech speaker set that *definitely* is meant to be used for gaming rigs. audiophiles would probably shriek at the sight of it, but i didn't need to buy a receiver and it plays clear as a bell, so hell yeah

it's a miniseries on the seedy backstory of Chippendale's in the 80s and i might actually have to listen to this

me: spotify, show me programming that i might want to listen to
spotify: Super Horno Sexy Sex Crimes, right
me: damn, spotify, you got me

me, every damn day: youtube, show me videos i might want to watch
youtube: hmm. no. but hey, instead, how about some videos you'd never want to watch ever
me: oh cool thanks

i got back into blaseball-- hard-- and am horrified and intrigued by our three new additions to the league. here are some character concepts for my new team of choice, the Atlantis Georgias. please ignore that i fucked their name up

Starting now! Hop on in! http://twitch.tv/thehelpaction

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Are you frustrated by the repeated attempts of people in power to malign and disenfranchise the trans community? Want to help fight back AND distract yourself from social media? Tune into THE HELP ACTION tonight and help us raise money for the Transgender Law Center
while we adventure! http://twitch.tv/thehelpaction #dungeonsanddragons #dnd

eventually I’d like to take all the little balls of yarn that’ll be left over from this friendship scarf project and knit them into one big multicolor scarf for myself so I can stay close to all of the people I love, as completely fucking gay as that probably sounds

ohohohoho yeah. finished a scarf project tonight and figured out how to add fringe. pics coming soon after I block it

it's blaseball time

No but seriously hey Yoko how the fuck do I get my brain uploaded to one of those android bodies, we can grapple with the existential crises later because my GOD 2B is a gender

Having recently finished a post apocalyptic game where hope for humanity is provided by celebrities. I opted for another post apocalyptic game where a total lack of hope for humanity is provided by sexy, sexy murderbots

The weirdest part was that I was scared, but I also had this strong feeling of deja vu while in it, like I’d watched the whole thing on an LP or something. The vibe wasn’t just “oh god oh fuck”, it was “ooookay Hideo, is all this REALLY fucking necessary”

The Virtual Mads Experience was like WAY gorier than the rest of the game and involved a lot of forced surgery, scared kids, shitty doctor dads, and newly C-sectioned babies dripping with viscera while hovering in midair, all taking place in a house that kept changing wallpaper and fixtures around me. Occasionally there were interludes where I had to watch a weird high schooler student film on VHS, and I came to savor those non-bloodbath moments