ahahaaaa yeahhhh seattle, summer days are here aga-- wait. no. stop. that's enough. thaT'S ENOUGH

welcome to what i actually do all day: check the weather report and think about what i should wear at social functions a week from now


i think if this were the 19th century i'd definitely be one of those jackasses who signs up to be a vicar so i could bang out a sermon about piety or whatever on sunday and just do stupid shit and go to dinner parties for the rest of the week

would probably die in a duel after i insulted the way a dude ate ham during a rousing game of whist

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