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Roses are red
My life is a sham
“Go see Pagliacci”
But Doctor, I am

Roses are red
Moon tensions erupt
Murder with rock
Would that be fucked up?

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Cumsluts are red
Chocolate is heaven
You don’t own a bird?
Well guess what. I own seven.

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Roses are red
Compare things with style
Drake frown hand flat
Drake point finger smile

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Roses are red
I open palm slam
Who can escape from
Space prison? I can.

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Roses are red
This party’s sedated
“The cake is a lie”:
Geeks, gamers located

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Roses are red
Gelato is cool
Far Side: lumpy objects
Caption “Cow Tools”

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Roses art red
Cider art hot
Mine own pussy poppeth.
Jealous thine doth not?

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roses are red
bamboo is hollower
i'm so good at shitposts
i cracked 2K followers (ON TWITTER, though 770 is also a very respectable number on here)

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@hierarchon they’re like writing haiku except they make your soul feel worse instead of better

@irisjaycomics
Spring is here again
Violets are in bloom
Nothing makes this funny
Not even the music of DOOM

@irisjaycomics

Small brain says roses
And violets in rhyme.
Galaxy brain says it's
Shitposting time.

@irisjaycomics
roses are red
how girl get pragnent
come home with me
we'll form babby and never forget

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