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me: i really didn't vibe with the whole "Season of the Chosen" thing. Destiny 2 is fun with friends, but I probably won't--

bungie: new season lets you go inside an evil version of the internet. it looks like TRON. also the bug people are cool now

me: aaaAAAAW SHIT

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i have made the executive decision to turn off the in-game music, though, because if i hear one more valiant orchestral swell accompanied by a chorus going "OOOOAAAAOOOOAAAAHHHHH" i'm gonna sprint very very fast over to Bungie's headquarters on the Eastside and tell them i am running out of patience

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"i'm clovis bray, and i feel like if i'm going to take the time and trouble to pour people's brains into robot bodies, their asses should be juicy"

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"i'm gary darkness, head of the darkness. and if i'm going to build massive eldritch wraith statues inside my unknowable sinister floating ziggurats, you better believe they're gonna have honkers"

destiny 2 beyond light spoilers 

HOLY SHIT THIS PERSON WALKED IN RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THAT

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i feel like i'm jabbing myself in the friggin eye with this thing!!

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anyways. all in all, a productive night. also i love that shaders don't have limited uses anymore, I can glam up whenever and however i want! such as this anodized little ensemble

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also, needless to say, i love literally everything about clovis bray's whole deal. he was an asswipe of epochal proportions, sure, but at least he had the good sense to hire a decent graphic designer

destiny 2 

also: i love getting so frustrated with not being able to make A Cool Gun that you invent a time machine instead so you can jump into a timeline where the gun is already finished. that's literally the most Destiny possible thing.

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@LilyVers uhhhh street fighter, peggle 2, alien hominid

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@fillertrack oh tight, so are they just floating around in there or

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@irisjaycomics iirc all the brain scans of the people that became Exos are on there.

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@fillertrack yeah but did they SAVE the brains afterward??? seems like a waste otherwise

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@irisjaycomics I think they’re needed for resets but also think he keeps them for when he was gunna make a giant army of exo.

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