uhhh bitch, wouldn't listening to the wall street journal's fashion opinions date you???? what am i, some blown-out 1980s stockbroker dude?

firefox has made their "Recommended By Pocket" feature permanent on their front page and i am already rapidly losing patience with it

this was funny, at least. "uh yeah, the three secrets are a high-fiber diet, lots of cardio, and consciously willing yourself to never start aging ever"

@irisjaycomics Every one of these articles tells you to take a cold shower and it turns out I would LITERALLY rather die.

@ItsJenNotGabby @idesofmerch if warm showers make you live shorter, then i'm living fast and leaving a comfy corpse behind, baby

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!