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SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

firing up this game for the first time in a long, long while for old time's sake and: WOW i forgot that people in 2008 still didn't think women played video games

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SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

how the fuck are her boobs, like, shrink-wrapped to her open jacket. is this some side effect of wormhole displacement i'm not privy to

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

god i also forgot how completely fucked up the controls are for this game. every move feels a half second behind my input, like isaac is lurching around and taking my button presses as faint suggestions. it's survival horror, so this is Normal, but oh my god it feels weird

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

got that sexy metroid prime 3D map though

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

hey uhhhhhhh what the fuck were they DOING in the medical research wing though. were they tring to figure out how many organs they could fit into someone's ass or what

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

aaaaand that's all for tonight. PROGNOSIS: i think... it's... fun???? but i have so many other games i'm playing through right now and not a lot of time to actually spend gaming. it was nice to take a little trip down memory lane tho, and the graphics still look surprisingly good for a game released in the height of Xbox 360 Realism Gungecore. the necromorph designs are still Pretty Fuckin Nasty to look at

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

i could see myself streaming this! idk if i'll beat it on my own though. i've still got to tend to my little bug guy, and i also just started Ultrakill, and there's weekly bullshit in Destiny, and i wanted to get started on Umurangi Generation and and and etc

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@irisjaycomics Nice Miranda Masseffect cosplay, lady.

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@Ferrovore just waiting for the first ass shot

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@irisjaycomics ugh god when i saw this in doom 2016 i was like "yessss"

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@hierarchon it's so nice and all games that involve any measure of navigation need one

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@irisjaycomics "See, if we just kinda squnch your organs like this, we can give your thighs a lot more thickness. and, since we all know that thick thighs save lives, the procedure is perfectly safe"

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@BestGirlGrace considering everything else on this ship, i am having serious doubts about these thick thighs' capacity to save lives

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@irisjaycomics i'll be honest, i think thick thighs there has worse odds than Slam Hardcheese on the left

re: SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics Fucking got me with "slam hardcheese"

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@BestGirlGrace "there appears to have been some sort of mutiny here. a mutiny....... in space"

SPACE of the DEAD persuasion 

@irisjaycomics hey which organ do I gotta get to get these thighs

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