WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

i like how warframe's Wild-Ass New Gameplay Features have gone from "you can play as a weird little psychic kid!" to "you can play as a big stompy mech!" to, ultimately, "you are not playing as a Tenno at all in this one"

that being said: kahl sneak good

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

also after a long dry spell spent playing Destiny 2, it's wild to come back to this game and go "oh right, everything in this game looks JUST WEIRD AS ABSOLUTE HELL"

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

listen, i know that circle good triangle bad, but you really need to get in there and blow up that gaping space butthole so the skeletal murder robots flying out of it don't fly us all up to the giant floating ribcage to suck our brains out

Follow

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

also i love, like

Destiny 2, recently: "maybe.... the Vanguard...... are not... entirely.... amazing people? I mean we love the Light and all, so of course we're GOOD, but, ahaha"

Warframe: "our shithead abusive dad and his fake robot wife are back again to fuck with us, his aimless band of bloodthirsty traumatized psychic child soldiers who nearly everyone else in the System is bugfuck terrified of"

· · Web · 2 · 1 · 5

Your Asshole Dad's Castle-- Sorry, Giant Spacebound Lobster Trap Thingy-- Is Back Again

@irisjaycomics Also it's the mom of the entity he's gaslighting into acting like his ex after using her as a set of cosmic zip-ties for a few millennia, it's fine.

@irisjaycomics Given that I think Hunhow was the one who carried many/most of their children, your guess is as good as mine.

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@irisjaycomics I love how people have run the numbers on just how fast a Warframe can go and the answer is in the vicinity of "uh oh"

Like the fact that multiple people have figured out they can point that living techno-meat nightmare at a problem in exchange for stuffed animals (the more I think about floofs the sadder it is) is JUST PLAIN LOGICAL

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@Ferrovore "yeah they're like ultra-fast murder sasquatches. if you see one, you're probably already dead."
"is there ANY way of reasoning with them?"
"well... kids DO love toys"

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@irisjaycomics "Why do you keep calling them 'kids', anyway?"

"Dunno. Just feels right, you know? Also it's the only way I can explain why they oscillate between murdering entire dropships' worth of troops in seconds and doing that weird wiggle dance. That'd be the kind of thing my daughter would do if SHE was an unkillable sword-steel monster."

Anyhoo, next thing you know they're going to start trying to buy Tenno loyalty with pogs and it's GOING to work.

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@Ferrovore you laugh, but the Laverian already figured out he can make us visit museums by offering us free trading cards

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@irisjaycomics Also he sounds so HAPPY if you give him a really big donation!*

*this is the only reward you get for donating unless it's a Nightwave task, and it is more than worth it

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@Ferrovore it trains players to donate to their local museums in real life. hopefully. please,

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@irisjaycomics I love how his VA gives 110% on literally all these lines:

warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Drusu

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@Ferrovore @irisjaycomics uncle teshin mad because all the tenno just wanna play fortnite instead of conclave or lunaro

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@ComputerHusband @Ferrovore ORDIS I AM ON A MISSION, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE NEWEST "FIRE" "MEMES" OR WHATEVER

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@irisjaycomics @Ferrovore the newest meme: a crab falling off of a barrel and there's just corpus text in Impact style font yelling FUCK

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@ComputerHusband @irisjaycomics Remind me of this after I sleep and I will make it happen.

WARFRAME: THE NEW WAR 

@ComputerHusband @Ferrovore would you say this corpus aristocratic money cape is blue with black accents, or white with gold accents

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!