โœจ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Iris Jay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโœจ is a user on mastodon.social. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse. If you don't, you can sign up here.

Dream log: I fucking learned magic.

It was part ancient ritual, part new-agey energy channeling, taught to me by an old lady looking for a successor. There were a lot of books involved, a lot of complex hand gestures. At one point I was given a kitchen knife and told I had to scare the shit out of this super elderly mage; it didn't work, so I kissed him instead, figuring he'd be some transphobic old fuck, but THAT didn't work bc he actually was pretty nice and into it???

@irisjaycomics my pre coffee brain read "I learned fucking magic" and I was all "you go! live your best life"