βœ¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Iris Jay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ¨ is a user on mastodon.social. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse. If you don't, you can sign up here.
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Please hoist me out of bed with a gigantic pancake flipper, I'm too comfey

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@irisjaycomics *is hailed as a hero upon realization that she can just put cans filled with cold-brew coffee in the beer can holders on those dumb helmets*

@irisjaycomics NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAoh you mean for coffee, not play piercOKAY

@irisjaycomics real talk though I wonder if there's pre-prepared caffeinated IV drips