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Please hoist me out of bed with a gigantic pancake flipper, I'm too comfey

@irisjaycomics *HOISTS u outta bed in her arms* Now What

@irisjaycomics *is hailed as a hero upon realization that she can just put cans filled with cold-brew coffee in the beer can holders on those dumb helmets*

@irisjaycomics real talk though I wonder if there's pre-prepared caffeinated IV drips

✨Iris Jay✨ VanCAF D13 @irisjaycomics

@skolli if there are they're probably immensely unhealthy, lmao

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@irisjaycomics y e a h

but THINK of the AWAKEITUDE...