What do you think girl bait would be. Asking for a friend. A friend who is me
@irisjaycomics a cake that gives u a stable job and a 401k
@pollyguo three point basket right here
@irisjaycomics okay so boy bait was basically made as an incredibly heterosexual pastry, so girl bait should be the inverse of that-an incredibly gay pastry.
so all we have to do is figure out what the gayest pastry is, and then we're set
@RatWithScarf AHA BUT. you are assuming boy bait cannot be COOKED by boys. despite its ignominious origins, it still has worth as a gay pastry in and of itself.
what i'm REALLY curious about, the REAL superthought here, is enby bait
@irisjaycomics a pastry, untethered by the gender binary...the ultimate dessert.
i'm gonna take a wild guess here and say melon bread, because it disregards the boundary between bread and cookie. melon bread is enby bait.
@RatWithScarf THIS IS GOOD. i was also going to say no-bake lemon bars
@RatWithScarf @irisjaycomics https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mille-feuille
Preferably with a dazzling array of fruit-infused creme-pat, then enrobed in chocolate.
@literorrery @RatWithScarf WOW CORRECT ANSWER THOUGH
@irisjaycomics pockets. Pockets in all the things, big enough to hold a phone AND keys.
@mistletoe19 hot pockets, one might say