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βœ¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Iris Jay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ¨ @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

@Ferrovore holy crap i literally didn't know that was where "gadzooks" came from. "GOD'S HOOKS" IS SUCH A METAL CURSE THOUGH

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@Ferrovore (which is a shame because there are so many FANTASTIC Christian swears. my personal favorite is "jesus wept", which is an ACTUAL BIBLE VERSE and therefore TECHNICALLY DOESN'T COUNT AS TAKING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN to people who are really weird about that kind of thing but are also totally fine with loopholes. "jesus fucking wept". it's like the "cellar door" of catholic cusses)

@Ferrovore i have literally dropped media and walked away for that cutesy "it's slang but not!" shit before. it's even worse in sci-fi stories

also like i've never done HIGH fantasy before but writing Epiphany was a trick because i absolutely couldn't use any of the Christianity-based swears or swear derivatives i normally take for granted-- swapping "god" for "gods" was as far as i went, anything further seemed clunky and weird

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UNPOPULAR OPINION, SORRY IF YOU'RE OFFENDED!!!!!!! NOT ACTUALLY SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! (food) Show more

UNPOPULAR OPINION, SORRY IF YOU'RE OFFENDED!!!!!!! NOT ACTUALLY SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! (food) Show more

Quick q, Masto: who are your favorite queer smut artists? Real envelope pushers. I need some names for a work thing

I FINISHED TRANSISTOR AND Show more

finished inking this month’s Golden Trick update, now to spend most of tomorrow coloring…! πŸ’€

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