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alphonse i swear to god i will drop this heavy metal kettlebell i'm holding and sink this catamaran with us both inside if you don't tell me where the diamonds are right. this. minute.

alphonse this is the unkindest cut of all. it's like you are stabbing me in the back with these diamonds, that are not here. remember when we shook that inspector on the top of that train in istanbul? you said you owed me your life. and now this. and now this.

alphonse i trusted you to hide those diamonds. i thought we were family. why would you doublecross me like this. where are the diamonds

LB: Iris's designs are rad and the sticker quality is great. I made my possessions more excellent with these stickers and you can too!

weird question of the day before i get into work: if you could get a bottle of milk delivered to your house that was like... the milk remaining in the bowl post-breakfast-cereal consumption, what cereal flavor would you want it to be. (doesn't have to be cow milk)


me: *has the loosest, most nebulous idea of what my emotions are at any given time to the point where it's hard to put into words*
some random post on the internet: "hey here's something really fucked up and weird"
me: "oh same"

"Cyberspace does not lie within your borders. Do not think that you can build it, as though it were a public construction project. You cannot. It is an act of nature and it grows itself through our collective actions."

rest in peace john perry barlow. may the world we create be more humane and fair then any that have come before.

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