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I'm still figuring out how tho have my cake and eat it too.

RT @rosa@twitter.com

Would you rather fight ten 1x engineers or one 10x engineer?

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/rosa/status/115017

RT @izs@twitter.com

Negativity from open source maintainers towards other projects really annoys me. I often see oss people trashing their "competition", and I don't get it. There's more than enough room in oss for all of us. Exploring the solution space in parallel is *the point*.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/izs/status/1150467

RT @e_clare05@twitter.com

Shrek (2001) is older than both the DHS and ICE

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/e_clare05/status/1

Woke up to our son making us breakfast. So, teenagers aren't all bad.

We're totally fucked.

RT @RNunyabeez@twitter.com

@brianstelter@twitter.com He becomes angry at speech. At dangerous speech. Dangerous speech is not free speech. Dangerous speech is apparently when someone writes something bad about something he thinks is good.

I had to read it backwards and sideways to get there.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/RNunyabeez/status/

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com

Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles trib.al/B0yoklM

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/TheOnion/status/11

So the entire four seasons of the old REBOOT show is available in a box set. Should i buy it?

RT @OddsonDamian@twitter.com

HELLO PLEASE REMIND PEOPLE OF THIS ON A SEMI-REGULAR BASIS

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/OddsonDamian/statu

"How are we going to pay for [insert X social proposal]?! HUH?!"

Well, what are we paying to *not* do it, today?

Probably with blood and death.

Of *course* people are listening to our Alexa and Google Assistant audio. How the hell did people *think* this stuff worked?

This looks so bad. Sooooo bad.

RT @DiscussingFilm@twitter.com

A new clip from โ€˜THE LION KINGโ€™ has been officially released. (Source: @JimmyKimmelLive@twitter.com)

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/sta

RT @IBM@twitter.com

A hybrid cloud for a world thatโ€™s more open. Weโ€™re combining the open source leadership of Red Hat with the scale and security of IBM.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/IBM/status/1148627

RT @tmaiaroto@twitter.com

Used to pay $5/mo on a small instance for my personal site. Then I discovered Kubernetes and realized my site didn't scale! No canary deployments! So I upgraded and pay $200/mo now. Took weeks to configure. Millions of people can now read my resume. Damn, it's never looked better

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/tmaiaroto/status/1

Here's an idea: version control is a hack. That our development process includes merging text file changes is a bug.

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