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Fish @itsAffenmann@mastodon.social

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One what, flag? Replacement tire? Empty space?

Are they really that cool or am I just high?

Who has a cool Clipper collection? I do.

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@itsAffenmann if e2e is to be done in mastodon, it's not a server thing (primarily), it's an app thing. if plaintext leaves your app, that's game over if your threat model is server operator. and it'll likely not be possible from the web interface, because if the server operator serves you the javascript to do encryption, then it's trivial to serve you slightly different javascript without you noticing

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@itsAffenmann and i'm trying to do a tu quoque here just saying what the state of the art is, e2e is a new and rare thing and we're not a secure messaging app

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@itsAffenmann the only things that are NOT like that are e2e instant messaging apps (signal, wire, xmpp with OTR or OMEMO plugin) and e-mail with pgp (thunderbird with enigmail plugin)

your twitter DMs, facebook PMs, discord private chats are all unencrypted and readable by whoever operates those servers

Do royals take a royal shit? Is it dofferent from normal-citizen shit?

Why is there royal Wedding but no royal cooking, royal fucking, royal shitting, royal raving? I'm pretty sure the rest of the world would love to watch other totally normal activities of your life, almost all of which you do at the cost of the poor unlucky citizen who wasn't born in a royal family, on fucking TV.

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The attention some people get just because they were lucky enough to come out of a royal vagina.. 🤷

Royal Monarchs: people living at the cost of the poor tax payer because their great grandfather terrorised the population a few centuries back.