Unverified Lizard ❎ @itsDaninsky@mastodon.social
dan • they / them • artist • modeler • musician • game dev • garchomp smoocher • gay for lizards • that video of geckos making yoshi sounds
boost this toot if you're bi/pan as hell
@nev @itsDaninsky Ten Awoos That Are Corrupting The Youth (#7 Will Shock You!)
[extremely woke hot take voice] here are the ways in which i believe mastodon could be improved by making it not mastodon, and instead making it twitter
@itsDaninsky The Underground Social Network That's Turning Your Kids Into Furries
also wrt that last toot
"what's the alt key combo for é again"
[someone toots with an é in their name]
"BLESS"
what mastodon journalism needs is an undercover exposé
"I Logged In With A Witch Hat And Paws. This Is What I Learned"
subtooting is when you're tooting with nothing but a subwoofer plugged in and somebody pings you
my forbesona is is the guy that underlined muppets in their legal pad
hey cool mastodon has some new settings https://mastodon.social/media/4kHWSB9EjMpV8puJPDo
jorbes (jort forbes)
my forbsesona is named Jared he eats a plain unsliced bagel on his UberPool to work every day and he NEVER gets crumbs on his button-up
kɜ:ʳ 
tech bloggers: mastodon will never go anywhere, federation is confusing and i dont like toots
me: welcome to ｃ ｙ ｂ ｒ ｅ ｓ ｐ ａ ｃ ｅ be sure to florp someone's ping,
"ok but what's mastodon's business plan"
posts are now toots
"what"
timeline goes chronological
For every retoot this gets, I'll be gayer
tech bloggers: mastodon is open source and allows 500 characters
me: mastodon is very queer and my friend
it's so bizarre that everyone's judgment of mastodon's success uses the same rubric as twitter's success.
for me, marginalized ppl feeling loved, cared for, and supported in a radical, restorative space is a success and I don't think forbes will ever understand that
*snacker voice* I'm in
👏my👏hands👏hurt👏from👏clapping👏👏👏
mastodon.gun
if theres one thing kemono fursuits have so right it's the gloss over the eyes
