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NERO 🌹 ECCC AA S12 @itsnero

hey mastodon look what i discovered today! i'm losing my mind!!!!

gay.money

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GAY MONEY IS: cool, hip, supple, fun glasses

BITCOIN IS: old as hell, grouchy, no one will help him with his luggage

@itsnero SMELL YA LATER, POPS. I'M ON THAT GAAAAYYYYYY MONEY TRAIN!!!!!!

@itsnero I FEEL LIKE MY HEAD IS GOING TO FUCKING FALL OFF

@itsnero what the fuck is going on here in this day

who will you help? will you give a gay coin to the man with a tiny armed boyfriend? or will you give a gay coin to the girlfriends who don't know that their tank top corsage is actually a giant fucking bug?

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@itsnero every single one of these looks like some kind of joke or those fake ads you see in movies. wild.

@itsnero THAT DUDE IS GOING TO SQUEEZE THAT OTHER DUDE SO HARD HIS HEAD WILL POP OFF LIKE A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE UNLESS WE BUY GAY MONEY

@irisjaycomics im panicking over these blockchain speeds, iris

@itsnero nero if it takes longer to mine a cryptocurrency than it does for me to reach orgasm, We Got A Fuckin' Problem

@irisjaycomics

@itsnero
Let me tell you about the ICO of my cryptocurrency CumCoin.

@itsnero This looks like a 'gay for pay' sex work app ad.

@itsnero i-i've gotta say.

...

those glasses look like they would absolutely suck to, like, actually wear. :\

@itsnero is this... real? it sells Ellen Degeneres and Tim Cook are supporters/endorsers and that seems.... suspcious

@shel the website only says that they are supporters of the LGBTQ+ community, not the cryptocurrency itself... tricky copywriting!!!

@itsnero ooohhhh okay

that's still sketchy af!!

@itsnero "The visionary and LGBT activist, Mr. Lawin launched GAYcoin".... why not your full name? and who is writing this?

@itsnero wake me in a year and tell me if it's still a thing

@itsnero its a shame this gay money is so white

@itsnero holy shit "gay money tycoon" is a PREMIUM user name too

@kellycrow I NEED A MICROGAY TO PUT IN MY POCKET THANK GOD I CAN GET ONE EVERY HOUR.

@kellycrow @irisjaycomics @itsnero
what the actual fuck

this thing

i dont even

never mind please ignore me i now go and cry in the corner

@itsnero Golly gee, with this new Gaymoney I can reach my Max Trans! I didn't even know I was reaching my trans limit!

@itsnero at this point in history, there is absolutely no way to tell if this is parody or completely serious. Either option would look exactly the same.