GAY MONEY IS: cool, hip, supple, fun glasses

BITCOIN IS: old as hell, grouchy, no one will help him with his luggage

@itsnero what the fuck is going on here in this day

who will you help? will you give a gay coin to the man with a tiny armed boyfriend? or will you give a gay coin to the girlfriends who don't know that their tank top corsage is actually a giant fucking bug?

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@itsnero every single one of these looks like some kind of joke or those fake ads you see in movies. wild.

@itsnero THAT DUDE IS GOING TO SQUEEZE THAT OTHER DUDE SO HARD HIS HEAD WILL POP OFF LIKE A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE UNLESS WE BUY GAY MONEY

@itsnero nero if it takes longer to mine a cryptocurrency than it does for me to reach orgasm, We Got A Fuckin' Problem

@itsnero This looks like a 'gay for pay' sex work app ad.

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