hey mastodon look what i discovered today! i'm losing my mind!!!!
GAY MONEY IS: cool, hip, supple, fun glasses
BITCOIN IS: old as hell, grouchy, no one will help him with his luggage
jesus christ https://mastodon.social/media/YxMXdYma30qd92DClvU
@itsnero I FEEL LIKE MY HEAD IS GOING TO FUCKING FALL OFF
@itsnero what the fuck is going on here in this day
@Aros a lot
who will you help? will you give a gay coin to the man with a tiny armed boyfriend? or will you give a gay coin to the girlfriends who don't know that their tank top corsage is actually a giant fucking bug?
PLEASE ENTER YOUR GAY ADDRESS MINIMUM ONE GAY PLEASE https://mastodon.social/media/jE94pH0OOzz5XFyw4Z0
@itsneroI hate this
@itsnero every single one of these looks like some kind of joke or those fake ads you see in movies. wild.
@itsnero THAT DUDE IS GOING TO SQUEEZE THAT OTHER DUDE SO HARD HIS HEAD WILL POP OFF LIKE A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE UNLESS WE BUY GAY MONEY
@irisjaycomics TERROR GAY
@itsnero GAY PANIC.
@irisjaycomics im panicking over these blockchain speeds, iris
@itsnero nero if it takes longer to mine a cryptocurrency than it does for me to reach orgasm, We Got A Fuckin' Problem
@itsneroLet me tell you about the ICO of my cryptocurrency CumCoin.
@elecray7k @itsnero sounds.... stable
@itsnero "Gay Money!" - Jennifer Lawrence,
@itsnero This looks like a 'gay for pay' sex work app ad.