hey mastodon look what i discovered today! i'm losing my mind!!!!
GAY MONEY IS: cool, hip, supple, fun glasses
BITCOIN IS: old as hell, grouchy, no one will help him with his luggage
who will you help? will you give a gay coin to the man with a tiny armed boyfriend? or will you give a gay coin to the girlfriends who don't know that their tank top corsage is actually a giant fucking bug?
PLEASE ENTER YOUR GAY ADDRESS MINIMUM ONE GAY PLEASE https://mastodon.social/media/jE94pH0OOzz5XFyw4Z0
@itsnero THAT DUDE IS GOING TO SQUEEZE THAT OTHER DUDE SO HARD HIS HEAD WILL POP OFF LIKE A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE UNLESS WE BUY GAY MONEY
@irisjaycomics im panicking over these blockchain speeds, iris
@itsnero nero if it takes longer to mine a cryptocurrency than it does for me to reach orgasm, We Got A Fuckin' Problem
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