hey mastodon look what i discovered today! i'm losing my mind!!!!
GAY MONEY IS: cool, hip, supple, fun glasses
BITCOIN IS: old as hell, grouchy, no one will help him with his luggage
jesus christ https://mastodon.social/media/YxMXdYma30qd92DClvU
who will you help? will you give a gay coin to the man with a tiny armed boyfriend? or will you give a gay coin to the girlfriends who don't know that their tank top corsage is actually a giant fucking bug?
PLEASE ENTER YOUR GAY ADDRESS MINIMUM ONE GAY PLEASE https://mastodon.social/media/jE94pH0OOzz5XFyw4Z0
@itsneroI hate this
@itsnero every single one of these looks like some kind of joke or those fake ads you see in movies. wild.