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hey mastodon look what i discovered today! i'm losing my mind!!!!

GAY MONEY IS: cool, hip, supple, fun glasses

BITCOIN IS: old as hell, grouchy, no one will help him with his luggage

who will you help? will you give a gay coin to the man with a tiny armed boyfriend? or will you give a gay coin to the girlfriends who don't know that their tank top corsage is actually a giant fucking bug?

@itsnero every single one of these looks like some kind of joke or those fake ads you see in movies. wild.