NERO @ I'M ALWAYS TIRED @itsnero@mastodon.social

@skolli egg

oh no the tattoo expo is this weekend and... I'm gonna be camping... someone put a bunch of moss and sap on my arm so I can pretend I got a new sleeve

🙌RAMEN FOR LUNCH🙌🙌🙌

@distressedegg hewwo?!?!?

@greywhite YAYYYYY wheee

@echovideo ABSOLUTELY, which is real interesting since it's actually adapted from a thinner sauce that some colonists liked in singapore

@Ferrovore it's so needlessly defensive like holy cow. who threw your hellman's in the trash, sheesh

@snoozlebee BETWEEN THAT AND THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION CRACK I WAS LIKE... CALM DOWN GRANDMA

also if she'd actually done her research properly she'd fine that mayo consumption is actually UP, so. https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20180427006026/en/Mayonnaise-Market-Global-Industry-Trends-Share-Size

this article is written by a 60 year old white lady who, in the span of one paragraph, praises her son who works in tech and is 'sensible', while insulting her daughter who's a gender studies major and 'naturally hates mayo'. she then advocates for some jello salad monstrosity that includes cherries and olives.

finally

Did that "draw your friends characters in your own style" meme over on birdsite!! A+ nerds would nerd again.

@irisjaycomics @Rezllen@twitter.com @_GreyWhite@twitter.com @bitterkarella@twitter.com @ButtOven@twitter.com @suryaasura@twitter.com @brianwolfstuff@twitter.com @phenokage@twitter.com @Notepaddle@twitter.com

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@LuBellWoo oh hey hey, welcome to mastodon! I had no idea you were on here!

@irisjaycomics im into it

@irisjaycomics those are called

lemons

if i can get everything done that i need to do i will feel like a GOD