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On a lighter note, this Friday is Winter Bike To Work Day. Who's planning on participating?

Each of the three years I've lived on PEI, Winter Bike To Work Day has ended up being an office-closing snow day. This year it looks like it's just going to be wicked cold.

winterbiketoworkday.org

uspol, cw meta 

And if you're reboosting things from the birdsite, ... just don't.

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uspol, cw meta 

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please cw-tag your uspoli posts.

it's funny when people act like blocking makes you a baby who cant handle disagreement. actually i'm an adult with limited time on this earth and i'm not gonna waste it reading the useless opinions of rude idiots

Having one business email that you use for sending invoices and order confirmations and also for a daily sales newsletter is a really efficient way to make accountants hate you

Country music, emo, drugs, Glen Campbell, shout out 

*** in the context of midwestern electrical line workers in the 1970s probably

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Country music, emo, drugs, Glen Campbell, shout out 

I'm just the right level of intoxicated that I may argue that "I need you more than want you" is the greatest emo lyric of the 20th century

youtu.be/4qoymGCDYzU

Note that only HEAD will be archived. So, if you instead wanna fuck with GitHub a bit, you could, for example, put comments about GitHub's ICE contract everywhere, or extra print messages, or just clear out HEAD completely for that one commit and leave a nice note in the README.

They won't save any other branches or commits so, y'know.

Only a government agency could think it was a good idea to do system-breaking website maintenance on the day that quarterly returns are due.

Drugs, Canada, how to know you're in the Maritimes 

Said at least once this evening: "you, know, I think I don't want to have to get high by eating potatoes"

it's time to read the middle english wikipedia article about frogges 

“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”

How is it the year 2020 but we still have to put up a sign in the lunch room to tell people not to microwave tinfoil

acab life protio 

Free unlimited data Sim card too 👌

RT @saallyjohnsonn@twitter.com

anyway here’s how to get the barnacle off of your car twitter.com/saallyjohnsonn/sta

🐦🔗: twitter.com/saallyjohnsonn/sta

100 boosts and I'll put "Wankie Tankie" in my description

Spending the last day of the 2010s listening to random assortments of music from a decade we much preferred

youtu.be/lfPwb4f6lo8

Can 2020 be the year we finally all agree to always write out the month and use four digits for the year?

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