chris @iwonder@mastodon.social
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- de,en,nl,fr
- location
- Düsseldorf area, Germany
- pronouns
- 🇬🇧 he/they 🇩🇪 any
i do stuff with computers and (cellular) networking
Joined Nov 2017
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I should probably get my website running again
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Samsung erklärt neues Update-Versprechen für Galaxy-S22-Serie: Vier Android-Versionsupgrades, fünf Jahre Updates.
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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: my resussy??
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MS Teams huh?
*peels off sticker*
Xbox Live Party Chat for Enterprise
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did y'all hear about the British grocery store that installed some tilework to advertise fractal broccoli, and it was so beautiful it was immediately declared a world heritage site? if you get a chance you should absolutely go see the romanesco fresco at the UNESCO Tesco
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Scheiß auf Scale-Up, scheiß auf Scale-Out, wir skalieren jetzt orthogonal!!
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OH: Siehst du diese Augenringe? Das sind die Augenringe des Kapitalismus!
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Konrad Zuse, Erfinder des modernen Computers: "Plankalkül"
Konrad Zuse XIV, Pionier der Netzentwicklung:
Visuellgrundlage
Javaschrift
Kartenreduktion
Winklig Rahmenwerk
Bellevue Js
Sinfonie Rahmenwerk
Punkt-Netz Rahmenwerk
Modell-Sicht-Sichtmodell
Modell-Sicht-Kontrolleur
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Business idea: Becoming a "metaverse consultant". Except when I'm hired, I then proceed to explain omegaverse instead.
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ICMP code for "we did deliver your packet to the neighbour"
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Jemand zusammen Musik hören? 👉👈
- languages
- de,en,nl,fr
- location
- Düsseldorf area, Germany
- pronouns
- 🇬🇧 he/they 🇩🇪 any
i do stuff with computers and (cellular) networking
Joined Nov 2017
