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I should probably get my website running again

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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Me: my resussy??

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MS Teams huh?
*peels off sticker*
Xbox Live Party Chat for Enterprise

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did y'all hear about the British grocery store that installed some tilework to advertise fractal broccoli, and it was so beautiful it was immediately declared a world heritage site? if you get a chance you should absolutely go see the romanesco fresco at the UNESCO Tesco

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Scheiß auf Scale-Up, scheiß auf Scale-Out, wir skalieren jetzt orthogonal!!

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OH: Siehst du diese Augenringe? Das sind die Augenringe des Kapitalismus!

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Konrad Zuse, Erfinder des modernen Computers: "Plankalkül"

Konrad Zuse XIV, Pionier der Netzentwicklung:
Visuellgrundlage
Javaschrift
Kartenreduktion
Winklig Rahmenwerk
Bellevue Js
Sinfonie Rahmenwerk
Punkt-Netz Rahmenwerk
Modell-Sicht-Sichtmodell
Modell-Sicht-Kontrolleur
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Business idea: Becoming a "metaverse consultant". Except when I'm hired, I then proceed to explain omegaverse instead.

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ICMP code for "we did deliver your packet to the neighbour"

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