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A Brief and Incomplete List of Things that have been Memes on Mastodon 

- Knuckle tattoos
- The Bare Naked Ladies
- Pineapples
- The noise wolves make
- Hydration
- Being French

@valarauca1 btw i haven't forgotten about that static analysis rant/thinkpiece, i'm still gonna write something - i just want to be more productive than "grep is barely ``analysis``" and most more in-depth work is limited to academic papers

there's a nonzero aspect of it where grep is good enough for most real world use, but.. well, needs more thinkin' time

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DSS 14 carrier lock on THEMIS C
Frequency: 2.2825GHz
Signal strength: -113dBm
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deciding to not do many talks was a good idea. i'll work on neat things just the same and maybe talk about them online and if people find that interesting, rad

i don't need to put myself on timelines over things i do for fun

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Don't try to break the site. It isn't hard to do and no one will be impressed.

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wow i never realized how bad infosec twitter is until the tonal shift from like "happy friend time" to just "kinda not good rude people" happened on mastodon :|

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my order from nuand shipped! finally! i've been waiting for i think a month and a half now. excitement abounds

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If you, like me, have contributed to the recent scaling issues by promoting this place whilst conversing in some other place, you should also kick a couple bucks a month at @Gargron via patreon.com/user?u=619786 (or one of the other methods outlined on the github repo).

Do this especially if you are planning on putting your own instance up. We've an ecosystem to nurture, y'all.

Thanks for taking the time to read this massively long microblogging post from the old dog.

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oh huh, actually seeing the "Oops, something went wrong" elephant. looks like a lotta load today..

is there an infosec instance yet?

picked up a project i forgot about four months ago, wasn't sure where to start... so i figured i'd start by writing tests for what i remember wanting.

ended up realizing it didn't do half of what i initially wanted. now it does!

looking at resuscitating an old thing,

opened "main.java",

not greeted with the code i expected...

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best feature: leading whitespace

and trailing whitespace?

kind of want to host my own instance solely to make `analytics.` show a page containing only

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