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generations grew up in the shadow of clint eastwood movies, thinking that you could be badass and skinny. not knowing the truth, that a real cowboy will eat whatever he wants, not caring about his stomach exploding. like john wayne

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@j997922 i googles “how did John Wayne died” and did you know his colon weighed 40 pounds according to a google search

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jope is gonna be like 30% colon by the time he dies

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real cowboys are 350 pounds and crush every horse they get on

@j997922 John Wayne was a WWII draft dodging fraud. Paul Newman and Jimmy Stewart are badass. Jimmy Stewart always played the skinny "aw schucks" guy, but he would fuck anyone up

@healyn i remember watching ‘the rare breed’ in ag, and uh, he beat the ever loving shit out of people. leaping punches. he had the goofiest voice ever but i would not mess with him. mans scary

@j997922 he could've starred in John Wick, if John Wick was made in like 1965

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