folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...
i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.
please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!
i just boosted this onto the TL to make a point that last August we would absolutely lose our minds for anything involving the word "toot," but we've since grown more sophisticated and refined in the past year.
and now you cackling jackals have boosted it like another 25 times in just the past few minutes, before i could even write that post. 😤
did i actually order 80,000 of these stickers? yes.
but in a perhaps more "true" and "accurate" answer to your question, no i absolutely did not do that.
@jackdaw_ruiz Well I wish you would at least order 1000 or something, because I want one, and know others who would buy them.
we just gon' have to all make our own like it's 1992 and we rockin' a "this is not a Fugazi t-shirt."
@jackdaw_ruiz /me trying to remember what T Shirts I wore in 1992.... in general I'm more of a polo guy, and not T Shirts... so.... I probably had some shirts I bought at concerts, but never wore...
ohh i want that! i want to monetize a commodity with that precise sequence of words!
[. . . and that's the story of how we went from online mufos to adverse litigants in federal court.]
i'm pleased to announce that all proceeds will be donated to me after first paying off the VERY considerable overhead expenses of being me.
truly i am offering the only ethical consumption you can purchase for $7.95!
@jackdaw_ruiz good luck with your sticker sales! I can print my own for pennies on the dollar. Thanks!
@jackdaw_ruiz oh thank god, my inheritance has a stipulation i could only spend it on 78,000 bumper stickers and i thought i'd have to go with calvin peeing on the 'tread on me' snake
@jackdaw_ruiz Is this for real? I'd consider buying one if I stay on the platform for a few months. 😂
@jackdaw_ruiz Best of luck! I would order one from you, but bumper stickers are seen as improper in my part of the world.
@jackdaw_ruiz some of us in the last week came over from twitter, feeling like psychotic robocops were following us waiting to suspend us and break up follow links. I think you will do well. I don't have much of a clue how it works, though. I still have four columns of stuff jammed on the screen and am typing in a window like a smartphone, but I will learn, I hope
hi. your post is super fucking weird.
try not talking to people like this for better results in social interactions.
@jackdaw_ruiz i.....kinda assumed like most people I've talked to on here itd be taken as a joke but looking back at that yeah. That wasnt a particularly clever or funny thing to say. Im sorry.
hmmmmm. maybe? this is hard.
i'm just gonna posting in the tags for dirttour or mastodev i think.
erin. c'mon now with this question.
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of course they sold out! now excuse me as i come by on this heavy as shit, clunky, solid gold hoverboard!
@jackdaw_ruiz To be fair, I have come close to getting ad quotes for those electronic billboards around town for Mastodon.
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